Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines

1. "Would you like to see my boa constrictor?"

2. "Is that a false nose?"

3. "You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."

4. "I'm drunk."

5. "Hi, my friends call me Creepy."

6. "Would you like to come to a party in my tool shed?"

7. "I just threw up."

8. "You're ugly but you intrigue me."

9. "I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that."