Wax Job

Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, and I asked him if he'd been cleaned out at the casinos.

He said, "It's worse than that. I blew almost all my dough, and then I was propositioned by this really great looking hooker as I was walking along the Strip. I told her I was nearly broke, and she said, 'For sure you've still got a hundred bucks for a quick one,' but I said, 'Nope - don't have near that much.'

"'Well, how about fifty bucks for a blow job?' "And I said, 'Nope - don't have fifty bucks left.'

"'Well then,' she says, 'I can let you have a hand job for $25.'

"And I said, 'Really, I'd love to, but I don't even have that much left.'

"So she says, 'How about a wax job for five bucks?' And I tell her I've never heard of a wax job, but she says, 'Whadda ya got to lose?' and we go behind a parked car in Bally's parking lot. So, I give her the five dollars and then she kicks me in the nuts so hard the wax blows out of my ears.'"