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Section: 1999 Humor
 
 



 









 

Weird Laws

Weird Laws of the United States
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- It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.

- In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

- In Tennessee it is illegal to use Lassos to catch a fish. (A rusty hook is far more humane...)

- If a man is wearing a striped suit, you cannot throw a knife at him in Natoma, Kansas.


Weird Laws to Be Repealed
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- In 1659, Massachusetts made Christmas illegal.

- Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey.

- It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime in Montana.

- Children can buy shotguns in Kansas City, Missouri... but not toy cap guns.

- In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)

- In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday. (No wonder why everyone is in a bad mood on Mondays.)




 







 
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Section: 1999 Humor