What Women Should Know About Men

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high..

2. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types..

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him..

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too..

5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do..

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder..

7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway..

8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (but not used together)..

9. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart..

10. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee..

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is..

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a women..

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them!

14. Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets!

15. Mens brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man..

16. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's..