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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Religon 
 
 



 









 

Whistle

During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence, and after church asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle... and He just then did!"'




 







 
Whiskey ~ Whodunit

Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Religon