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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Politics 
 
 



 









 

World Leader

It's is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.

Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice??

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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B: is Winston Churchill

Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler




 







 
Workplace Foul Language Substitute ~ WWII

Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Politics