Y2K alert

IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ AND FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!
THIS MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please take time out of your busy schedule to check your toilet paper stockpile. Make sure it is Y2K compliant. Experts caution that if it isn't, on January 1, 2000, it will roll back to 1900 and turn into a Sears catalog.