Accounting

There was this blonde who worked for a company that develops estimating software in Texas who was a little confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "you graduated from Texas A&M didn't you?? She replied, "Yes, with honors !

The golf course owner then explained that he was having a small problem with an invoice and needed some help.

"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked

The blonde secretary thought a moment, and replied, "Everything but my earrings."