Bad Language

Two brothers, 8 and 6 years old, were getting ready for breakfast when the older brother said, "I think we're old enough to start using cuss words like grown-ups, so when we go eat breakfast, let's use some cuss words.

I'll say, "Hell", and you say, "Fat Ass." They agreed and went to breakfast.

After sitting down, their mother asked the 8 year old what he wanted for breakfast. He replied, "Oh Hell, I think I will have some Cheerios."

"What did you say?" his mother yelled. She went over and slapped him so hard that he fell out of his chair. She picked him up off the floor, dragged him to his room and slammed the door. When she got back in the kitchen, the 6 year old was sitting there wide-eyed. She asked sharply, "Now young man what do you want for breakfast?"

He stuttered and said, "I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"