Champagne/Note

A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

the waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $2 million in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading her note, the man sends a reply, it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, I have over $4 million in the bank, but not even for YOU, would I cut off 2 inches! Please send the bottle back."