Cheese Funeral

A man from Wisconsin, the owner of one of the largest cheese factories in the state o' cheese, passes away quite suddenly. In his will, it stated that he was to be buried with 5 pounds of each type of cheese; hard, sharp, mild, soft, and so on.

As the pallbearers were taking the casket out of the church, the package of limburger burst open in the coffin, and when they smelled the stench, they dropped their load on the steps, causing it to skip down the steps and into the street.

The undertaker ran out of the church and screamed at the men, "What in God's name are you doing?"

"Hell," said the lead pallbearer, "if he could cut one like that, he sure as hell can walk."