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Election News (Gore)

To be announced later today.


Scuttlebut in the media is that Gore has agreed to concede provided that Bush agree to the following:

* Gore to be appointed ambassador to Hollywood

* Gore to get a royalty on all future Chinese political contributions to either party.

* Gore to be given official credit for making truthful statements at least once during the campaign.

* Gore to be given official credit for inventing voting.

* Gore to be given a new pair of Texas cowboy boots.


Bush agreed to all points except the boots.




 







 
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Section: 2000 Humor
Category: Politics