Ethnic Jokes

Warning: This joke is bound to offend a lot of people. So please don't read this if you're Black, Jewish, Polish, or... well... on second thought, to be safe... better just skip this one altogether.


Q: What do you get when you cross two black people?
A: Your ass kicked.

Q: What's a traditional form of self defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot?
A: Jewdo.

Q: How can you tell that the kid who stole your bike is half black and half Polish?
A: He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Q: How does INS classify legal Mexican immigrants?
A: As Canadians.

Q: What's the hardest thing to explain to a Jew about football?
A: That a quarterback isn't a tax refund.

Q: How does a Frenchman hold his liquor?
A: By the ears.

Q: Did you hear about the Polish car pool?
A: They all meet at work.

Q: Why are black people so tall?
A: Because their knee grows.

Q: How do you lose a Jewish cop?
A: Drive through a tollbooth.