Final Wish

A woman was attending the funeral of her husband, and after the ceremony was over and everyone had left, the woman found herself alone in a room with a large urn in which were the ashes of her departed husband. She moved very close to the urn took off the cover and looking inside she began talking to her husband.

"You know, Jack, it's funny how things always seem to work out the way you want them to in the end, if you have enough patience. I mean... do you remember that cute little sports car I always wanted, but you always said we couldn't afford it? Well, I was able to buy that car with the insurance money from your death. And do you remember that cruise around the world that I always wanted to take but you said it was too expensive? Well, I am now able to afford that too thanks to the insurance pay-off.

And do you remember that blow job that you always wanted? Well, I've decided to give it to you after all. Are you ready? Here it comes."