Fishing Is Better Than Sex

1. A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.

2. You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.

3. You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.

4. Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.

5. Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.

6. Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.

7. A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.

8. A red snapper won't cry if you call it a flounder.

9. You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.

10. If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.

11. A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.

12. It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.

13. Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.

14. You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.

15. Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.