Fries

This was a Frenchman who had come to America, and went out to work for a farmer in Denver area.

During the first day, they castrated some pigs, and the Frenchman was throwing the waste away, and the farmer told him to put them into a pan for later. That night they dined on a fine meal of the best of the waste parts.

The Frenchman enjoyed the meal and asked what they were called there, and the farmer replied:
"Pig fries !"

The second day they took some young bulls and made them into steers. Again they dined in high style, and when asked what these were the farmer replied:
"Bull fries !"

On Saturday they went into Denver for supplies, and at lunch they stopped at a restaurant, and the farmer went to the restroom while the Frenchman was seated at a table, however when he returned the place was a shambles, and the farmer asked what had happened.

A waitress, replied "your friend was looking at the menu when a truck driver at the bar ordered a hamburger with French fries, and your friend went berserk and crashed out through the door!"