General Meal

Two lions escaped from a zoo near Washington, D.C., and took off in separate directions. Weeks later, they ran into each other in the middle of the night.

"I'm having a terrible time getting food," the first lion said. "How have you been getting along?"

"Just fine," the second lion said. "I found a good hiding place in the Pentagon. I eat one general a week. It'll be years before they notice that anyone is missing."