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Section: 2000 Humor
Category: Pun 
 
 



 









 

Gnus

Mother Lion and Father Lion had gone off hunting, and had told their two children not to wander away. However, a couple of small gnus wandered by, and the baby lions could not resist the temptation to try out their own hunting skills. They ran out, chased after the gnus, killed them, and started eating them.

Just as the baby lions were reaching the end of their meal, the parents appeared in the distance. One of the baby lions turned to the other, and said:

"That is the end of the gnus. Here again are the head lions."




 







 
Glass Pants ~ Go Fly A Kite

Section: 2000 Humor
Category: Pun