TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 2000 Humor
Category: Age 
 
 



 









 

Golden Years

The Golden Years
(Have come at last!)

I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw.

My memory shrinks,
my hearing stinks.
No sense of smell,
I look like hell.

My body's drooping,
got trouble pooping.

So the Golden Years have come at last???
Well, the Golden Years can kiss my ass!!!!!


Contributed by: Allen L.



 







 
God Squad ~ Golf Balls

Section: 2000 Humor
Category: Age