Guy Quiz

In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers

You time your orgasm so that:

a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter

Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100.00 extra

Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) no concern of yours
b) not a problem
c) a conservative estimate

You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) a myth
b) a oxymoron
c) a moron

Foreplay is to sex as:

a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride

Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU"

A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

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If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, your still a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA MAN!