Handguns

REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2. You can trade your .44 in for two .22's.

3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4. If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.

5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

7. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of your closet space.

8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9. A handgun won't ask, "do these grips make me look fat?"

10.A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep right after you're done using it.

11.A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.

12.A handgun won't complain if you are a "little fast on the trigger."