Investment Advise

After Bubba and EmmaLou won the lottery, they went to their tax preparer for advice on how to invest some of their winnings.

A few days later, Bubba called him to exclaim, "You scoundrel! I did just what you said! I'm a-settin' here with my trailer filled slam to the top with bottles of chocolate drink. My old lady EmmaLou can't see the tractor pulls and she's about to move to Motel 6. Iffen you don't do somethin' 'bout this here mess, she'sa gonna leave and I'ma gonna git my hound dog onto you, and I mean it, you hear? Now, what are you'ens gonna do?"

"Just a minute," the tax preparer said, "and I'll be right over so's we'ns can talk about this here mess you seem to be in. Now don't you go and do nutten wild, ya'hear?"

When the tax preparer got to Bubba's house, he found the entire front yard filled with cases of Yoo Hoo chocolate drink, cases on top of the pickup, and Bubba sitting in the middle of the trailer floor surrounded with hundreds more.

After surveying the mess, the tax preparer turned to Bubba to say, "Bubba, are your shorts on too dang tight? Did your mamma raise you brainless? Are you the only one in the litter who lived? No doubt about it, I absolutely specifically told you to invest yur money in Yahoo, not Yoo Hoo!"