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Land For Sale

A Teenage girl is very anxious to offer a small lovely triangular plot centrally situated on the slope of a level area but unobserved by anybody till this day. For the last 19 years the plot was tenderly cared and looked after. The plot is virgin and fertile and can bear fruits even on first planting.

For the last 4 years the plot is covered with very fine curly grass which is very tender. No chemical has yet been used for removing the grass which has now covered delicately the whole area. There is also a small borewell hidden and no tool has so far been carried out to ascertain the portability of the water.

Offers are immediately invited from prospective buyers with firm and energetic capital, which can be put in immediately. The buyer should be strong enough to labor hard on the plot, plough it hard with his own tool and although initially it will be hard and difficult, once the capital is put in they will not repent and will be delighted to have ventured in to the site.

It is guaranteed that there will be full cooperation from the owner if the buyer is ready to put his capital in immediately.

Please note that there will be no subletting. Neighbors waiting for an opportunity to trespass the plot. So make haste and be the first to enter the site.




 







 
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