A Catholic priest is driving to London to be on a radio show and he's stopped by the police for speeding. A policeman smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
The priest says, "Just water."
The policeman replies, "Then why do I smell wine?"
And the minister looks down at the bottle and answers, "Good grief, He's done it again!"
