Lost Dog

There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle. One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away.

She was out all night asking if anyone had seen her dog. After looking for many hours and not finding her dog, she went home.

The next morning she met Little Johnny who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he described matched hers exactly. Upon hearing this she asked Little Johnny, "Have you seen my Titswiggle?"

Little Johnny replied... "No, but can that be my reward?"