Marriage Advice

A husband and wife were having some trouble with their marriage so they went to a counselor to get some help. At the end of their first session, the counselor suggested they try some new sexual positions as that might help put some passion back into their relationship: "For example" said the counselor, "why don't you try the 'wheelbarrow' position? It's a good one. The man stands behind the woman, picks up her legs, and off they go!"

The couple thanked the man for his suggestions, but when they got home the wife said she was too shy for the "wheelbarrow," and refused to try it. After some discussion, however, the husband succeeded in talking his wife into giving it a go.

"OK" said the wife, "but on one condition. We don't go past my mother's house."