Men and Women differences

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


STYLE:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


MONEY MANAGEMENT:

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.


HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LOVE:

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance. The only way to understand a woman is to love her - and then it isn't necessary to understand her. To women, love is an occupation. To men, a preoccupation. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


MARRIAGE DECISIONS:

Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.


MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


MEMORIES:

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.


WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way.. The other is to let her have it.


LONGEVITY:

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


MISTAKES:

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.


THE BATTLE:

A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


WIVES:

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.