More Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton's library just burned down.
Both Books were destroyed.

But the real horror:
He hadn't finished coloring either one of them.

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Q: How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Hillary finally realized that she wasnt getting any in the White House so she did the only logical step: She applied for an internship.

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What sport did Clinton win a gold medal in?

Broad jumping

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Only Bill Clinton could take the attention off of one affair, by having another!

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As seen on a bumper sticker;
Hell, I'd cheat on Hillary too!!

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Why is America called the land of opportunity?

Because only in America could the lowest intern bring down the most powerful man.

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What did Clinton say to Al Gore about the whole affair?

Pardon me.

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THE PRESIDENTIAL I.Q. TEST!

Question: Behind every great man stands...?
A. A woman
B. A woman with a tape recorder
C. Janet Reno impersonating a woman
D. Any woman (except my wife!)

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It was nice to see the Cabinet get behind the President. Especially when Madalin Albright and Janet Reno said that they know the Presidnet is innocent because, "He never tried anything with us."

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What did Ted Kennedy say to Bill Clinton?
"What are you worried about? At least she's not dead."

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What is the title of Hillary's new book?

--It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband

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Bill is such an idiot.
He could have gotten away with it if he had settled for "Vice" President.

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Q. What was Bill Clinton's first request when he took office as President?

A. To have Flowers on his desk every morning.

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Did you hear that Bill Clinton was excited about the new double feature showing at the White House movie theater?? Seems that he heard THE FLY was opening, and shortly thereafter, FREE WILLY was coming out!!!

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President Clinton was agreed to a plea bargain in Paula Jones Sexual Harrassment suit.

He will plead guilty to acting like a Kennedy.