New Kind of Car

"Hey, whatever happened to your friend Pedro?"

"He got this crazy idea in his head that he's gonna make a new kind of car."

"How was he going to do that?"

"Well, he took a motor from a Chevy, tires from a Ford, seats from a Caddy, hubcaps from a Dodge.... you get the idea?"

"So how did it turn out? What did he end up with?"

"Ten years, but with good behavior, he'll be out in six!"