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Section: 2000 Humor
Category: Computer 
 
 



 









 

Polish Virus

V I R U S A L E R T - V I R U S A L E R T

There is a new and potentially very dangerous e-mail virus making the rounds. If you receive a message with the subject "Polish Virus", delete it immediately. DO NOT OPEN IT. If you were to open the e-mail virus, here is what you would see...


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You have just received the "Polish Virus".

As we don't have any programming experience, this virus
works on the honor system. Please delete all the files
on your hard drive, then manually forward this virus to
everyone in your address book.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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...If you do receive this virus, do NOT follow these instructions. Deleting all the files on your hard drive is, in general, considered to be a bad thing to do. It will result in the loss of data and may make your computer inoperable.

Please forward this warning to your friends and loved ones.




 







 
Policeman ~ Political Poem

Section: 2000 Humor
Category: Computer