Rabbi Family

There once was a rabbi, whose wife was expecting a baby.

He went to the congregation and asked for a raise. They passed a rule that when the rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation held a meeting about this. As you can imagine, there was much yelling and discussion.

The rabbi gets up to the bima and speaks "Having children is an act of GOD!"

A little man in the back rises and says, "Point of information...
snowing and raining are an act of GOD, but we wear rubbers!"