Shopper

A Guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage.

The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?"

The guy says "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? "Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"

The clerk says "Well, no."

The guys says "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage????"

"Because you're in a hardware store."