Three Wise Women

Do you know what would have happened If it had been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men?

They would have asked directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, Brought practical gifts and There would have been peace on earth...but What would they have said when they left?

"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"

"Virgin, my ass! I knew her in school!"

"Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals near the baby?"

"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"

"Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?"