Ticket Please

Three blondes and three men are traveling by train to a hockey game. At the station, the three men each buy tickets and watch as the three blondes buy only a single ticket.

"How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. "Watch and you'll see," answers a blonde.

They all board the train. The men take their respective seats but all three blondes cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game they decide to copy the blondes on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the blondes don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man. "Watch and you'll see," answers a blonde.

When they board the train the three men cram into a bathroom and the three blondes cram into another bathroom nearby. Once the train leaves the station, one of the blondes leaves and walks over to the bathroom where the men are hiding, knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."