Tom's in trouble again...

Tom, a very drunk gentleman comes staggering in early one morning just as the sun is coming up. His very angry wife is waiting for him and says, "What do you think you're doing staying out all night? Just for that I'm cutting you off."

Tom begins to laugh, and she says, "What in the hell are you laughing at?"

With tears rolling down his face from laughing so hard he says, "You can't cut me off. You don't know where I've been getting it!"