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Top Ten Quotes in History

10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer

8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein

7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso

6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK

1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton


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Section: 2000 Humor