Turned On by Politics

The Top 12 Indications Your Spouse is Turned On by Politics

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[ Copyright 2000 by Chris White ]

12> "Oh yeahhhhh, you found my GOP-Spot!"

11> Giggles and turns red whenever she hears the word "caucus."

10> Approaches perfect strangers and asks if they want to take his "exit poll."

9> She says your chances of having sex tonight have a plus or minus 5 percent margin for error, depending on "party member" turn-out.

8> Enjoys performing filibusters on you.

7> You keep finding pin-ups of Madeleine Albright in his sock drawer.

6> Constantly refers to your bedroom as the "poling place."

5> Her "Hey, Forbes-put a flat tax on *this*!" T-shirt.

4> She hands you results indicating that although 79% of her is in love with you, 43% percent of her is pissed that you leave your clothes on the floor.

3> AOL screen name is "ILuvGOPCokeMonkeys!"

2> Your web browser suddenly has a bookmark to "www.hotButteredGore.com."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Indication Your Spouse is Turned On by Politics...

1> Screams during her orgasm, "Paid for by Friends of Bill Bradley!!!"