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Section: 2001 Humor
 
 



 









 

Aggie Hunters

A couple of Aggie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." .....

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The Aggie's voice comes back on the line, "OK, now what?"




 







 
Aggie Hunter ~ Aging Women

Section: 2001 Humor