American Tragedy

BUSTED!


Six AM on Sept 11 this Jersey guy left for work in his office in the WTC. When he got to Manhattan he went to his lover's apartment in the Village and turned his cell phone off. At about 10:00AM, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone on. A second later it rang. He answered.

It was his wife. "Where are you? I've tried to call you for an hour. I'm worried sick about you!!!"

"So" He answered. "Where do you think I am? I'm in my office!!!"

(No, this did not really happen)
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