Bar Room Translations

1.Haven't I Seen You Here Before?
(Did I leave a pair of underwear at your house)

2. Do you want to dance?
(I don't really give a damn, but want to get into your jeans by last round)

3. I'm personal friends with the bartender
(I think I might be headed for AA)

4. I always leave big tips
(I just like the sound of the bar-bell and watch all the 'chicks' turn their heads my way)

5. I like Motown.
(I'm white, you're not---I want you now!)

6. I love The Grateful Dead
(I think you're gay, but I'm just feeling you out)

7. I'm sending a drink to the one down at the end of the bar
(That's the mark.....two hours til closing)

8. Lemme guy you a wink.
(I mean, I did finish the DWI classes, but I just still slur a little)

9. Lead me to your master
(OK....you know what I'm into...what are you going to be into....NOW)

10. I have a dog at home
(If we leave together, we'll have to sneak into my place very, very quietly)