Definitions

Hormone: The sounds a prostitute makes so you will think you are a real good lay.

Seersucker: A person who blows clairvoyants.

Cotton Balls: The final stage of beer nuts.

Trampoline: A sexual lubricant popular with sluts.

Octopus: An eight-sided vagina.

Douche: A female duke.

Woodpecker: A 17th century prosthetic device.

Cowhand: An occupational disability common among dairy farmers.

Anticlimax: What my uncle made my auntie do during sex.