Drinks For The New Age

Absolute Zero............Absolute vodka over frozen nitrogen

Alexander the Grrreat....Gin, creme de cacao and sweet cream over Cornflakes

American in Paris........Kentucky bourbon and champagne

Black Sabbath............Kahlua and Mogen David wine

Blind Faith..............Wood alcohol and sacramental wine

Blood Clot...............Vodka, tomato juice and Jell-O

Bloody Awful.............Vodka and ketchup

Blue Moon................Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva

Coleman Cooler...........White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs and sand

Fuzzy Naval Base.........Peach schnapps, orange juice and ammonia

George Bush..............George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer

Gorbachev................Vodka with a splash of port wine

Honeydew the Dishes......Midori and Dawn

Marie Antoinette.........Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer

Martinizer...............Gin, vermouth and carbon tetrachloride

Mary Poppins.........Vodka, tomato juice and a spoonful of sugar

Mexican Hairless.....Tequila and Minoxidil

Oil of Ole...........Mazola and Sangria

Peter, Paul, and Mary....Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine and tomato juice

Phillips' Screwdriver....Vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia

Port in a Storm........Red wine and rainwater

A Rum with a View......Bacardi and Visine

Quack Doctor...........Cold duck and Dr. Pepper

Scotch Tapeworm........Dewar's and Mescal

Sake-to-me.............Rice wine, punch and nitrous oxide

Rum-Pole of the Bailey...Bacardi rum, Popov vodka and Bailey's Irish Cream

Shipwreck..............Cutty Sark on the rocks

Short Wave.............Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup and pomegranate

Sinead O'Connor..........Irish whiskey and Nair

Skid Roe.................Muscatel and caviar

Sour Kraut...............Schnapps and lemon juice

Sundae Driver............Vodka, orange juice and ice cream

Tequila Mockingbird......Jose Cuervo and birdseed