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Everyday Survival Kit

An Everyday Survival Kit:

-Toothpick -Pencil -Mint
-Rubber band -Eraser -Candy Kiss
-Band-aid -Chewing Gum -Tea Bag


Here's why:

Toothpick - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others...

Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible, things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out...

Band Aid - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's...

Pencil - to remind you to list your blessings everyday...

Eraser - to remind you that everyone makes mistakes and it's okay...

Chewing gum - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything...

Mint - to remind you that you are worth a mint to your heavenly father...

Candy Kiss - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday...

Tea Bag - to remind you to relax daily and go over that list of God's blessings...




 







 
Ethel and Mabel ~ Executive and CEO

Section: 2001 Humor