FBI Release

This just in....
>>Dallas Texas:>>

Cowboys football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. In an unprecedented
decision, Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. Practiced resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.