Future Business Mergers

Are your investments in order? Below are some of the latest rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner merger deal, here are some of the next mergers we can expect to see:


Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace. Company will merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota MIning merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home OIl merge to become Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge to become Fairwell Honeychild.

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadina Opera Company will merge and become 3 Penney Opera.

Knott's Berry Farm and National Orgamization of Women will merge and become Knott NOW.