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Section: 2001 Humor
Category: Pun 
 
 



 









 

General's Funeral

The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington
National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no
other planes available. Someone came up with the idea of using a
helicopter. It arrived at 5:00 A.M. The newspapers reported the
incident with the headlines, ...

"The Whirly Bird Gets The Urn"




 







 
General Attention ~ George Carlin's Bad American

Section: 2001 Humor
Category: Pun