TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 2001 Humor
Category: Children 
 
 



 









 

Horn Beep

One day while driving with my then 4 year old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at me for an explanation.

I said "I did that by accident".

She replied "I know that, daddy"

I replied, "How'd you know?"

Melanie said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"




 







 
Hooters Job Application ~ Horse back ride

Section: 2001 Humor
Category: Children