Learned From A Snowman

ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN
by Frank Brothers

It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy

Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

Wearing white is always appropriate.

Winter is the best of the four seasons.

It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

There is nothing better than a foul-weather friend.

The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.

It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts

We're all made up of mostly water.

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

Avoid yellow snow.

Don't get too much sun.

Don't put someone else's corncob pipe in your mouth - you never know where it's been.

It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

Always put your best foot forward.

There's no stopping once you're on a roll.