Least Popular 'How-To' Books

"Never Go Cold Again: How To Develop Immense Layers Of Body Fat In Under 12 Weeks"
by Count deCalories


"The Unconscious Man: How To Induce Yourself Into A Coma Within 10 Minutes"
by Lane Lowe


"Never Having Sex For Fun And Profit"
by Chester T. Belt


"How To Scam People Who Buy How-To Books"
by Rich Pickins


"Gaining Your Mate's Eternal Affection And Love Through The Use Of Subliminal Programming And Hypnotic Autosuggestion"
by U.R. Filinsleapy


"Constipation: The Hidden Joys"
by Givita Push


"Silencing Your Young Child"
by Rita Lynn


"Natural Healing: The Undiscovered Nutritional Value Of Dog-Turd"
by D. Scustin


"How To Reach My Level Of Popularity"
by Bill Gates


"How To Succeed With Women"
by Bill Clinton