Two 90 year olds had been dating for sometime, when the man told the woman, "I think it's time we had sex, don't you agree?"
She did agree.
And so they did.
Afterward, as they were laying in bed, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I had known that she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
Meanwhile, the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I had known that the old geezer could really get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
